HAR!
So I was in Radio Shack some time ago, trying to by some audio cables, and the lady in front of me is trying to have her cell phone fixed. The employee at the counter looks at the phone from several different angles, in the same manner that most males look at a car engine when they have no idea what to look for. After tapping random parts of the phone, the man hands the phone back to the lady and tells her, "If the phone still doesn't work in a half-an-hour, call me."